So today I got a little bit bored. Okay, I'd been down the meadows and up "The Hill", avoided a large group of horses, got trampled by a Great Dane and herded a few ducks back onto Dutton's Pond. Back home, while my valet was making some blueberry frames, I found a weak spot in the perimeter fence. Alas, I was soon missed and a search party sent out. I was arrested two doors away. They have a very nice landscaped garden I must say!
My valet set about fixing the fence he thought I'd got over. Ha! The fool! While his back was turned working on it, I cunningly sneaked out through the secret tunnel I'd excavated under the hedge on the other side of the garden - the same route as I'd taken before. After much hullabaloo, I surrendered in a garden further down the street.
Confined to barracks, I watched through the window as my valet set to work again, this time on an impregnable piece of defence.
Hmmmm!
Hello Archie we thought we would drop in and meet you! Nice work on the secret tunnel...We like diggin tunnel too!
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