On Dealing With Fireworks!

It may be a little like locking the stable door after the horse has bolted but since I don't do horses any more (having been kicked by one I was trying to bring home a few months ago) let's give a bit of advice to all you nervous types out there.  First bark, then bark again.  Follow this with a deep throaty growl then add an extra bark.  Further growls are optional.  It didn't stop the fireworks last night but it warned them that I wasn't too happy about the racket.  Then I went back to chewing, or rather dismantling, Quentin the "indestructable" (yeah right) cuddly warthog.