Officially, I am Boowire Sunny Bay a Welsh Terrier. I think there's some mistake in this name for surely I am Ozymandias King of Kings. Ask my two human servants - they will tell you. For day to day purposes I use the name Archie though for some reason, my servants address me by many different names.
You know the basic rule - Spot Sniff and Lick Every Trip - well I'd been enjoying a day out on Formby Sands when I applied the rule to a brown flat wobbly thing washed up on the beach. Bad move! Instant choking, shivering, hyperventilation and yet another trip to the vet. My servant suggests that I wear a special collar in the future, somewhat like those worn by mountain rescue St Bernards but with his wallet in place of the barrel. I can then make my trips to the vet on my own.